Funny Candles Holy Shit! We'Re Still Married Anniversary Candle Gift | Vanilla, Amber, Sandalwood Scented Candle For Home | 9Oz
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Funny Candles Holy Shit! We'Re Still Married Anniversary Candle Gift | Vanilla, Amber, Sandalwood Scented Candle For Home | 9Oz
Sale price
$26.58
Regular price
$37.97
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Description
Looking For A Fun Gift With A Touch Of Attitude For Men Or Women? Any Of Our Candles Will Make The Perfect Gifts For That Special Person Who Appreciates A Little Humor! Hand Poured And Labeled In Small Batches With Care. Infused With Premium Fragrance Oils, 100% All-Natural Soy Wax (No Paraffin, Paraben, Lead Or Other Metals.) Cotton With Paper Core Wick Amd Packaged In A Gift Box Ready To Give For Any Occasion. Dye And Phthalate Free, Vegan And Animal Cruelty Free. Perfect Size For Any Room In Your Home. The Container Is Even Reusable! Simply Wash Out With Soap And Warm Water And Use It For A Candy Jar, Drink Glass, Or Planter. All Of Our Candles Are Made In Small Batches So That You Always Receive A Perfect Candle! We Hand Pour Each And Every Candle With 100% Soy Wax Infused With Premium Fragrance Oils. We Carefully Package Each Scented Candle Into A Gift Box To Ensure They Arrive In Perfect Condition. We Only Use The Highest Quality Soy Wax For An Excellent Scent Throw That Will Fill Any Room With The Perfect Aroma. Our Candles Have The Longest Burn Time For Soy Wax Candles. Our Candles Are The Perfect Size For Any Room In Your Home And Will Burn For 40-50 Hours. Each Candle Comes With A Lid To Keep Your Candles Aromatic And Free From Dust Between Uses. Our 100% Soy Wax Candles Are A Great Alternative To Traditional Paraffin Wax Candles! Heartwarming Best Friend Birthday Gifts: Celebrating Your Bff In Style! Spread The Joy This Holiday Season With Our Christmas Gifts For Women That Will Make Her Heart Sing! Show Your Appreciation With Coworker Leaving Gifts For Women! Light Up Your Friendship With Cute Candles Gifts For Friends! Embrace The Colors Of Autumn With Our Fall Gift Ideas! The Best Housewarming Gifts For Every Woman! Light Up Her Special Day With Birthday Candles For Women That Sparkle, Just Like She Does! Boss Leaving Gifts For Women That Celebrate All She Has Accomplished! Bringing Smiles And Joy With Perfect Boyfriend Presents!
Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is the burn time of the Holy Shit! We’re Still Married candle? A: The Holy Shit! We’re Still Married candle has a burn time of approximately 40-50 hours, allowing you to enjoy its delightful scent for an extended period.
- Q: What fragrance is used in this candle? A: This candle features a highly scented blend of Vanilla Sandalwood with notes of orange, lemongrass, violet, cedarwood, sandalwood, amber, and vanilla, creating a rich, woodsy aroma.
- Q: Is this candle safe to use in my home? A: Yes, the candle is made from 100% soy wax, which is non-toxic and safe to burn indoors. It is carefully crafted to ensure a clean and consistent burn without harmful additives.
- Q: Can I reuse the glass jar after the candle is finished? A: Absolutely! The 7-ounce reusable glass jar can be repurposed once the candle has burned down, making it an eco-friendly choice.
- Q: Is this candle a good gift for anniversaries or other occasions? A: Yes, this candle makes an excellent gift for anniversaries, birthdays, or any special occasion. Its humorous label and delightful scent are sure to bring a smile to your loved one's face.
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