Baby sleeping sign for front door - Please do not knock or ring the bell, it upsets the dog, which upsets the baby, which upsets

Pulse Brands HATHS-SH7-34 Wood Door Sign Brown

Sale price  $12.66 Regular price  $18.09
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Baby sleeping sign for front door - Please do not knock or ring the bell, it upsets the dog, which upsets the baby, which upsets

Pulse Brands HATHS-SH7-34 Wood Door Sign Brown

Sale price  $12.66 Regular price  $18.09
SKU: WBHOMB081S65PT4
UPC: 611193038697
Brand: Pulse Brands
Availability: In Stock
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Assembly & Weight Safety

Always follow the included assembly instructions. Ensure all bolts and fittings are fully tightened before use. Do not exceed the stated maximum weight capacity.

Keep children away during assembly. Inspect hardware periodically and re-tighten as needed.

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Wood tones and fabric colors may vary slightly from images due to natural material variation and screen calibration. Surface finishes may require periodic maintenance to preserve appearance and longevity.

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Description

This door sign from Pulse Brands is designed to inform visitors about your household's needs. The beautifully painted lettering features a waterproof protective coating.

Features:
- Dimensions: 11.5 inches x 5.5 inches (length x width)
- Material: Wood
- Color: Brown
- Message: Please do not knock or ring the bell, it upsets the dog, which upsets the baby, which upsets Mom

Frequently Asked Questions

  • Q: What is this product? A: This is a decorative wooden sign designed to be placed on your front door. It politely requests visitors, including delivery personnel and solicitors, not to knock or ring the doorbell. The sign explains that these actions can disturb your dog, which in turn upsets your baby and then your mom, creating a peaceful environment for everyone.
  • Q: Why should I use this sign? A: This sign helps maintain a quiet environment for your baby's naptime and ensures your dog remains calm. By preventing unexpected disturbances, it contributes to a more peaceful household for both your family and your pets. It's a gentle yet effective way to communicate your needs to visitors.
  • Q: What does the sign say? A: The sign reads: 'Please do not knock or ring the bell, it upsets the dog, which upsets the baby, which upsets Mom'.
  • Q: What are the dimensions of the sign? A: The sign measures 11.5 inches in length and 5.5 inches in width.
  • Q: What material is the sign made from? A: The sign is made from wood.
  • Q: Is the lettering durable? A: Yes, the lettering is beautifully painted and features a waterproof protective coating, ensuring its longevity and resistance to weather elements.
  • Q: What is the color of the sign? A: The sign is brown.
  • Q: How do I hang the sign? A: The sign is designed to be hung on your front door. It typically comes with pre-drilled holes or can be easily attached using strong, weather-resistant adhesive or hooks (not included).
  • Q: Will this sign deter all visitors? A: The sign is intended as a polite request to avoid knocking or ringing the doorbell. While it aims to reduce disturbances, it's a visual cue and not a security measure.
  • Q: Can I customize the message on the sign? A: This particular product comes with a pre-printed message. Customization options are not available for this model.
  • Q: Is the sign suitable for outdoor use? A: Yes, the sign is made from wood with a waterproof protective coating on the lettering, making it suitable for outdoor display on your front door.
  • Q: What if I have multiple dogs? A: The sign's message is general enough to cover the principle of a dog being upset by noise, regardless of the number of dogs. It effectively communicates the core reason for the request.
  • Q: Will this sign stop legitimate deliveries? A: The sign is a request to avoid knocking or ringing. Delivery personnel may still need to alert you to a delivery. However, it significantly reduces the likelihood of unexpected loud noises that could disturb your baby and dog.
  • Q: Is the sign a replacement for a doorbell or knocker? A: No, the sign is a request to refrain from using them, not a replacement for them. Your doorbell and knocker will still function.
  • Q: What is the brand of this product? A: The brand is Pulse Brands.
  • Q: What is the model number? A: The model number is HATHS-SH7-34.
  • Q: Does the sign come with mounting hardware? A: Mounting hardware is typically not included, allowing you to choose the best method for your door type.
  • Q: How can I clean the sign? A: You can gently wipe the sign with a damp cloth. Avoid using harsh chemicals or abrasive cleaners.
  • Q: Is the sign heavy? A: The sign is made of wood and is lightweight, making it easy to hang without damaging your door.
  • Q: What makes this sign different from other 'do not disturb' signs? A: This sign offers a unique and humorous explanation for the request, mentioning the chain reaction from dog to baby to mom. This relatable and lighthearted approach can be more effective and endearing than a generic sign.

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